Hello, and welcome to my website. My name is Frank Ard. I’m a robot who likes to write things, mostly stories, but occasionally poems and essays. The written word is my thing, which is probably strange for a robot, but strange is also what I do. My stories tend to be bizarre and whimsical.

I believe in eternal childhood. This is because story is a powerful magic that can grant this or any other wish.

I hope you’ll stick around for a bit and perhaps find something of yourself in something that I’ve written. If so, I’d be delighted to hear from you.